It’s about a very interesting subject. How does it go? Like this… Dear Utticus, Our preacher said that Jesus didn’t really die on the cross. He just swooned and His disciples just nursed Him back to health. What do you think? Sincerely Bewildered. Utticus responded with: Dear Bewildered, Beat your preacher with a cat of nine tails with 39 heavy strokes, nail Him to a cross, hang Him in the sun for 6 hours, run a spear through His gut and heart, embalm Him, and put him in an airless tomb for 36 hours and see what happens. Sincerely, Utticus.